Sign Stolen!

I cannot believe it...someone has stooped so low that they have stolen our Obama sign! Most of the Obama signs in our neighborhood are gone...but the McCain signs still stand. This leads me to believe a McCain supporter is taking them because they cannot stand to see the Obama signs. As if this will change the outcome of the election! So, if anyone has seen my sign...please have it returned to me. I am very sad! But have no fear, more are on the way and I am attaching electric zappers to them! I think I've been watching too much K.O.